WTF

He dumped me? I don't think so. Stop being so pathetic and whiny - you were way too good for him and on another level he knew it.

Hello, let me list why you are more fabulous than he is:

a) he still lives with his parents. I mean, what 27 year old still lives with his parents? Certainly not any boys I know.

b) he plays online games - you gotta know that there is something wrong with people who play oline computer TEAM games. Loser. Hate the computer nerds.

c) works in IT. 'Nuff said.

d) never had a relationship before. WTF. Probably a virgin too.

e) Doesn't seem to have any friends.

Honey, I was way too good for you. And you knew it too.